I WANT IT WHEN I WANT IT.
Service Description
Introducing Air Grocer — your white-glove delivery service for the world’s most elegant perishable: the red balloon. We hand-deliver fresh, full balloons with the care of something far more serious than a balloon. Our aisles are imaginary. Our produce floats. On time. On purpose. And always perfectly round. Place your order. Then do absolutely nothing. We’ve got it. For birthdays, declarations, flirtations, installations. For when the sky feels too far. For when you miss someone you haven’t met. For the quietly dramatic or the dramatically quiet. For no reason, or the best reason of all: because you can. Order on demand, or schedule ahead. Either way, it shows up like magic
Cancellation Policy
No refunds. No returns. Only joy and amusement. You are purchasing a perishable gesture, not a guarantee. Our goods are made of air and they disappear by design. Just a perfectly round balloon, and the memory that you once had it.